Dave’s Cool Toys Blog Comment Spam, Installment #1

We don’t like it either

Dave’s Cool Toys’ blog gets lots of comments. But you won’t see most of them on our posts. That’s because most of them are Comment Spam.

Comment Spam results from unscrupulous bloggers and webmasters attempting to get link-backs to their site to boost their search engine rankings artificially by posting as much as possible on other blogs by leaving comments. Sometimes they do it themselves, sometimes they use software bots to post for them.

It’s a pain. Fortunately, we use software that does a great job of filtering out this nonsense.

But, there are times when I read through the comment spam just to see what’s there before deleting it and it gives me a laugh. I really must say I don’t understand what they think they are doing at times.

So, I thought I’d share some of the odd comment spam we’ve received recently. This is the first installment. My comments are in italics. I have not edited the comments, so misspellings, punctuation, etc. are as they were written. I’ve deleted or changed links, phone numbers, etc.

Dave’s Cool Toys Blog Comment Spam

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Very cleverly inserting a link in the middle

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What prize? Did I get a prize?

right now I will come in the picture and join you.

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I think, that you are not right. Let’s discuss. Write to me in PM.
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What charming message
I’ve received several variations of this one such as the next one.

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They couldn’t even be bothered to write something, just posted Greek Type

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2 days ago I received a message from 000-000-0000 (number removed) and was convinced the caller was a scam.
I decided to file a complaint with the Gulf Coast Western and complain.
Anyway, I feel like such a fool Gulf Coast Western -an oil corporation- called me back We’re contacting me about employment. Apparently I got the job
Any idea how to uncomplain and fix this????
This has what to do with toys?

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What good question
You Exaggerate.
Not your business!
That was all one post

Im surprised to have found this blog, I though I was the only one writing about this…thanks.
This was on a post about my son making "Dave’s Cool Toys" out of K’nex. Who else would write about this?

Your babble makes me want to poop my pants…

In all, the theme was 121 comments and 120 of them spamskih – well is not that fox?

Many bukaf not mastered, but the author credit.
Hopefully "bukaf" is not slang for something I’m not aware of.

looking for information for propagation of sea sponge, does anyone know of any other articles besides the one i posted.

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Drop the high class, everything need to be flashy and expensive idea. You need to entertain in your budget and your abilities. Make sure that you will enjoy yourself also. If you spend most of your time worrying that your gathering is as great as it should be, you will not be able to have a great time as you should.

If I must say something, then nothing will stop the chatter inside

2 Responses to “Dave’s Cool Toys Blog Comment Spam, Installment #1”

  • Dick says:

    Dear Doglips;

    My attention was drawn to the following:

    “Drop the high class, everything need to be flashy and expensive idea. Make sure that you will enjoy yourself also. If you spend most of your time worrying that your gathering is as great as it should be, you will not be able to have a great time as you should.”

    It reads either like a very large fortune cookie insert, or a mash-up of about four different ones.

    Imagine you open your cookie and see this…”You need to entertain in your budget and your abilities.” All would be as you expect. And if you add the customary , “…in bed.” to it. It fits perfectly.

    PS–If you spend most of your time worrying that your gathering is as great as it should be, you will not be able to have a great time as you should–in bed.

  • Ah, I’ve heard all of those before. I love the post…but hate all of the content, haha.

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